OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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