I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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