Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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