omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
accomplished twins. life is a go
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Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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