your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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