I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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