Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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