You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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