I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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