no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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