Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Edward fifth and chaser hands
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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