I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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