Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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