Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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