Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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