at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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