omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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