girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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