I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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