You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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