Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Come on in and take your pants off
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