This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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