I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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