Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Couch. On fire.
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