I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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