try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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