Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
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