p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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