There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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