All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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