It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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