we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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