It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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