that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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