I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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