"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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