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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.

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• (475): View more from Connecticut

  I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.

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