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• (585): View more from New York

  I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  we've started having sober sex

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  you really do like him

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• (+82): View more from South Korea

  You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.

  (949): View more from California

  she's my drunk super hero.

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• (415): View more from California

  He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.

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• (626): View more from California

  wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?

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• (914): View more from New York

  true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.

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• (310): View more from California

  That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.

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