Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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