clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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