u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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