They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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