gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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