I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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