KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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