Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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