A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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