And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Come see our sink grown plant.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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