But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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