what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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