There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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