so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I AM VODKA MAN
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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