Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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