is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just blew my weed a kiss
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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