OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
