Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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