i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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