You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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