Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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